Facebook Fakers BeWare this Post is for YOU!

There is something I must address

RIGHT NOW

(1) If you throw parties for a living...

and you happen to have one coming up soon

and you use FACEBOOK as your main source

of marketing...

Why oh why must you send 8 billion notifications?

(2) If everytime I am on Facebook you 

Facebook Chat

me and I NEVER say more than a few sentences

before I "accidentally" log  off

GUESS WHAT?

I probably dont want to talk to you!

(3) If you pretend to be a thug, gangsta,goon

etc...etc...

but I can walk into the nearby mom and pop

and see you there in uniform taking orders

stop the tomfoolery

You know, Facebook is NOT real life

(4) This is for both women and men,

if every single status of yours 

is something sad, depressing, angry

or discusses something

about your "no good" man/woman

WE DONT CARE! 

We came to Facebook to get away from our problems

not to read yours everyday!

(5) Stop picking fights on Facebook 

you just saw him/her out

at the club

and decided to say nothing

and then you come home and pop off

all on the net knowing that you

will once again be rendered silent if yall ever meet again

its called Facebook not FakescaredWackbook

(6) If you update your status more than once a day

in fact if you update

more than a few times a week...

get Twitter...

Facebook is not the place for that anymore

(7) Last but certainly not least! 

If you have a stupid, immature middle name

such as "imthemoneymaker" or

"icantakeyourgirlandyocscrilla"

Please remove it you just seem bored, dumb, childish,

uncool, wack, friendless, moneyless, girlless, funless

and its just not necessary

Lets bring the fun and class back to Facebook because quite frankly everytime I see one of these big Facebook fouls committed

I am one step closer to cancelling my account

and when I do you can just

Follow me on Twitter :)